A Bird on the Mind

Late at night, I saw a commercial for a canary songs CD. I thought it was the silliest thing ever, because I didn’t think anyone in their right mind would want to have a CD of nothing but birds singing. The CD was to be used as a teaching tool for canaries that couldn’t sing, which made sense, but still it was a silly idea to me. I went to sleep after the commercial and had a dream about a bird singing to me.

I started to think that it would be a good idea to have a bird of my own after seeing the commercial. I think the commercial had a successful plan of brainwashing me into getting a bird and then getting a CD so I could teach the bird to sing. It would be one heck of a long haul con to pull on someone, but that was just my conspiracy theory kicking in inside my head. No company would be able to pull off something that elaborate, especially since there would be no guarantee that it would actually work on any customer, let alone a large amount of customers.

I went to a local pet store to buy a canary. I found a really cute one that had a unique feather pattern. The bird would look at me and blink its eyes, which was so cute to me. I couldn’t help but take the bird home after I saw it at the store. Once I got home, I tried to get it to sing, but it wouldn’t do anything. I bought the CD from the commercial and played it for the bird. The bird started to sing after a couple of weeks of listening to the CD and now it won’t stop singing. I think I can make my own CD.